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[\h__\h] man am I gonna hang wanna hang and

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um I do have one that we teased on

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Wednesday I'm gonna come back to it

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because we mentioned this not remember

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phrase we mentioned a related story in a

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in a earlier story we mentioned related

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subjects to this story

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about gimps so here's a [\h__\h] story oh I

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we did cover some [\h__\h] news not that

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long ago

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and uh we'll bring this up on on screen

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right here yes yes all right here we go

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uh

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right there on screen okay North

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Somerset [\h__\h] sightings teen describes

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freaky encounter I love that headline uh

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uh a teenager has ascribed a freaky late

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night encounter with a man wearing

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against a [\h__\h] suit the 19 year old said

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he was approached by a man in Cleve

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North Somerset about

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and just after midnight on Tuesday

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he said the man was unpredictable

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flopping on the floor writhing and

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grunting

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the man uh in his late 30s has been a

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minimum in his late 30s has been

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arrested

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on causing a public nuisance and has

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been released

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from jail he's not on bail now so uh

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and there's is this the picture is this

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a real picture of the guy

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because he actually kind of looks like a

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lizard person yeah it looks like he's

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covered in something here so maybe he's

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fully lubed up he just got out of

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Pelosi's house he is crawling away as

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fast as he can it does look like that

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it's crazy he looks like he's like

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rolling around in filth it's filthy it

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but he's out now uh well they couldn't

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hold on to him either hey he's he's

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gotta okay uh similar sightings of the

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person wearing a [\h__\h] suit uh a full

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dark body suit and face covering have

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previously been reported in nearby

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Villages

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um back in 2019 2021 and 2022

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uh I don't want this guy to be seen as a

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boogeyman but this kind of thing this

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Invisible Threat that could be anywhere

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it's indirectly causing fear the

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teenager said

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it's not just about the encounter but

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the effect it has In Waves through the

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community is quite gut-wrenching yet boy

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what kind of

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wussy is this teenager who can't

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take down a [\h__\h] writhing around on the

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ground if he's this [\h__\h] is just riding

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around on ground grunting

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uh causing no one any sort of harm just

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walk around him

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just like just just do like a little

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give him a wide berth give the [\h__\h] a

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wide berth and walk across on the street

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we want more more grunting than yelling

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some grunting sounds you play them from

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your from your daddy discipline videos

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yeah I do I do have quite a quite a few

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pieces of grunting I didn't know if I

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want to go there right now that's right

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um the witness who asked not to be named

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said he initially thought the man might

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have been wearing it might have been

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drunk because of the way he was moving

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well if he's moving like around in the

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ground I'm thinking more of like this

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this is like a person trying to act like

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a lizard than like a traditional [\h__\h]

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movement like I think of a gimpy

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movement is kind of slouched over kind

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of walking around not necessarily

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slithering or slithering around on the

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ground like a snake this sounds like

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something different than a typical [\h__\h]

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of course I'm not in the [\h__\h] scene so I

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really don't know that familiar with how

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gimps are or are not supposed to act

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but tell us more Mike what's the typical

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gate of a [\h__\h]

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uh but as the man approached the

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teenager and his friends so he did

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approach the teenager said the man took

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a step uh took a step up on the pavement

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arched his body and flopped to the

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ground without putting his hands to

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catch himself so he just did the classic

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like like three stooges fall on his face

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and there's pictures like the teenagers

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took out their phone and started taking

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pictures of this guy and what I'm seeing

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here

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is like on this on the [\h__\h] man's like

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his right hand it looks like he only has

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three fingers

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that's what I'm seeing here I'm seeing

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the three-fingered [\h__\h]

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like hard to say the phone is not great

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quality but yeah it definitely looks

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very strange this is a pink one in this

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thing this is like a lizard person is

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all you need

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this is a lizard person costume this is

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not like a typical oh you think he's

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wearing special gloves to to give him

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the impression of three big fingers yes

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like the uh like the sleece stacks yeah

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this is very peculiar

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um he said the man was wearing blue

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latex gloves and a dark bodysuit from

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head to toe which was covered in mud

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okay uh this outfit was shiny with some

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sort of liquid and he and he was

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glistening in the Torchlight

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and he smelled really earthy after he

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had gone you could still smell it he had

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it this might be a Cryptid sighting

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like this might be like not just a guy

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in a game suit this could be a Cryptid

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or an alien sighting Bigfoot

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North Somerset [\h__\h] yeah

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uh despite this teenage the teenager

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believed that some people could be

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psychologically damaged if they saw the

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I guess the teenagers mentally prepared

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to go in these kind of situations if we

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if we keep up with the the idea that

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this is a Cryptid sighting then the

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crappy quality of the photos would would

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fit right in then yeah I agree a

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[\h__\h] Bigfoot well we know this

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could be Bigfoot uh it's it's not as

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hairy as what you just assume a Bigfoot

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to be it was all shiny it was just

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matted down with money could have been

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matted down rolling around in mud to

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clean himself too this is what dogs do

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sometimes when dogs get clean and they

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go to like the the like you like you

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shampoo your dog to clean it the next

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thing you know your dog's rolling around

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in dirt and filth because they don't

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want to smell all nice that's what this

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guy is doing what I'm assuming is to is

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to disguise his natural Cryptid scent

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with the Earth around him to blend into

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his surroundings

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uh the teenager said he was still trying

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to rationalize the encounter and may

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have reacted differently had he not been

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with a friend

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um Yvonne what's that mean does it mean

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he like if he was by himself and he saw

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this would he scream and run he might

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try to have sexy guy what do you try to

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have sex would he deploy his Knight

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Hammer and and go go yeah get involved

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um who knows what happens when you

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encounter a gamp alone

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well the uh Avon and Somerset police

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said uh it was keeping an open mind

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about the intentions of the man and

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whether the incident is linked to any

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uh acting Inspector General inspector

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determining are determined to identify

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the individual or individuals

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responsible and stop them

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he's suggesting there's there's two

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people in that costume what does that

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mean because they said they

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they arrested the guy and the male the

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man's bail included that he must remain

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11 and 11 at night and six in the

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morning and present to police officers

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upon request so the [\h__\h] has to be home

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for about seven to eight hours only at

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night though so he can only do his

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ground writhing pretty much in the

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morning until late evening but after the

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sun goes down you got to stay home you

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can't be out there

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sir you don't have a permit for

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nocturnal gimping uh you need to [\h__\h]

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during the day only it's much safer for

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everyone and please wear some reflectors

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of safety some high Vis gear so people

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to make sure joggers don't trip over you

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well I'm I'm still uh partial to this

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could be an actual cryptic encounter or

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some sort of Alien Encounter and the

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police unbeknownst to them it just

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arrested an alien man then let him go

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and let him go that's it

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they just thought it was a typical [\h__\h]

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encounter but no it's something much

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more

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this is crazy I like taking the footage

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of the officers chasing this guy trying

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to grab him but he's all slippery and

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lubed up yeah how do the officers

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approach

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that body cam yeah that's what I want to

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how hard like so when it comes to the

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the Paul Pelosi body camera footage like

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they should release that they're not

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gonna come on they're not gonna did they

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really I think they did release a little

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bit on

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the drunk driving accident didn't they

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we gotta get that because he said some

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[\h__\h] like don't you know who I am or

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kind of oh really yeah they did for the

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for the accident one I say that

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everywhere I go when I go to Kroger's I

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can check out it's like don't you know

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and you say no no seriously I'm confused

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I don't know where who Am I who am I

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I might be Joe Biden Maybe

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oh I like the [\h__\h] story crash here

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we're gonna move on though all right we

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I know that

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all right next one's already in carrot

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shop pre-loaded ready for you to go all

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we're gonna get this up on screen so

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people can get this critical news okay

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there we go

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uh balls up

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furry as balls runs what Fury as balls

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run out at 349 testicle festival and

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revelers demand money back blasting they

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didn't get boobs or balls

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perfect headline

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that is a that's a crazy headline it's a

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brand new headline someone had to type

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that headline before ever

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uh well uh tensions grew incredibly

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testy and the new testicle themed

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Festival this weekend after supplies of

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deep fried Bowl bowls ran out

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temporarily leaving disgruntled

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customers heading for the exit in a

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vengeful rage

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okay uh quote I came here for beer and

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titties

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and I didn't get either

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blasted one disgruntled punter an

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earshot of the U.S Sun during the

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two-day testicle Festival in Britton

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Arkansas on Saturday why would you be

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expecting to see breasts at a test keep

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going it'll make sense okay all right

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what we're seeing here on picture for

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people just uh uh listening at home uh

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there appears to be like on screen a

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gentleman on the left where like he's

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riding uh an adult big wheel but he's

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only wearing a banana hammock and then

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there's a video of these guys too if you

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want that and then there's a guy

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standing to it to the right of him uh

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he's obese and he has like I guess

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prosthetic testicles dangling you out of

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his waistband

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Balls by the way the guy on the right he

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is dressed like um Zach Galifianakis his

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character in um uh The Hangover so he's

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wearing that that wolf shirt you can't

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see he's got his Satchel over his

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shoulder there so he's in costume okay

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I'll read Maybe

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oh this story just gets weirder and

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weirder as it goes by the way this is

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Bentonville Arkansas which is famous for

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being the home of Walmart Oh okay

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uh quote this isn't what we were

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promised added a second person you don't

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have any balls you don't have any beer

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we want our money back

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well okay maybe they'll get it yep uh

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the unrest at the event otherwise known

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as testy Fest has had started festering

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before the gates even opened on Friday

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following a last minute cancellation of

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the hotly anticipated women's oil

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wrestling competition

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the three-day hoedown which charged up

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to 349 dollars per ticket promise

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attendees three days of debauchery

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fueled by an abundance of beer bands and

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deep fried Bowl testicles all right yep

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that's it that's the selling point right

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there

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uh but the first 48 Hours of the

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festival uh Festival were marred by

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setbacks and shortcomings with the

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repeated uh faux pas becoming too much

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for some to bear

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uh the final nail in the coffin for one

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group of disgruntled customers was

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seemingly struck on Saturday afternoon

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when the event organizers announced

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there were no more bold testicles

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available

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for uh for purchase so that that was the

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final nail in the coffin for some people

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balls

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I guess yeah if you're showing up to a

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festival and so you went there to buy uh

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bull balls and they don't have that and

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then the oil wrestling match they don't

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have that then what's the point you're

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just hanging out with a bunch of people

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drinking for 350 bucks yeah 350 bucks

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that's that's expensive for a One Day

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Festival you can do that in your

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oh well the uh uh the reason they

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explained was because the brisk Automall

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winds had knocked out one of the events

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only Friar and organizers were having to

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scramble to find one at a nearby store

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now the mishap also caused a significant

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delay to a scheduled ball eating

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competition that had been set to

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commence at 2 pm but was pushed back

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several times before initially starting

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before finally starting at 5 00 PM okay

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boner uh by the time the event finally

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rolled around the rules had been altered

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to account for the dwindling supply of

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testicles balls

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oh boy

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instead of having 10 minutes 10 minutes

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to consume as many crown jewels as they

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could competitors who paid 19 to enter

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the contest only uh had only one

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so 19 in addition to the 350 they paid

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to get in yeah

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instead of instead of like consuming as

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many balls as they could they can only

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consume one ball no I think it's a

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poorly written uh sentence instead of

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having 10 minutes to eat as many balls

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as possible they only had one minute I

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see I see okay we have to you have to

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really gobble those balls

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so how many balls could you eat in one

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minute

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I I mean it's I guess it's unknown I'm

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gonna guess like you probably could do

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yeah maybe we'll never know we'll never

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know yeah that was a man I don't know is

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when he's got something good in his

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mouth yeah

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uh the uh the brief event ended in a

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Flash

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uh to mute internet flash to muted

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Applause however things were getting

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much

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more animated back at the festival's

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front Gates where a group of attendees

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had gathered to demand a refund one

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woman and her partner squared off with a

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ticket information officer and security

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stood close by another couple joined in

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and they started uh combating back and

389
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forth I came here for beer and titties

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now flailing her arms and wagging her

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finger in an accusatory manner one woman

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made several accusations of a daylight

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robbery citing the canceled uh citing

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the canceled or amended events the lack

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of accessible alcohol and the halted

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supply of balls quote

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we're going to give you some horrible

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reviews she warned insisting she wasn't

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going anywhere until her refund was

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issued Jabs were exchained over the

401
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course of the next few minutes before

402
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the ticket officers angrilately snapped

403
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at security to escort these people off

404
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the [\h__\h] property security obliged

405
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and the group left empty-handed though

406
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the spectacle unfolded in front of the

407
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line of guests who were mulling whether

408
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to enter the festival

409
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uh quote I wouldn't pay to go in there

410
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if I were you the woman warned as she

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was frog marched up a dirt Hill up a

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um I came here for beer and titties I

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didn't get either that's that's the

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quote of the day I guess they keep using

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that one

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in uh in what the disgruntled gentleman

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May deem now to be a cruel sense of

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timing mere moments after he in a group

419
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of others were removed from the event

420
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the wild wet t-shirt contest commenced

421
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in an inflatable pool by the bar area

422
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so okay it looks like there was some

423
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Shenanigans and some debauchery

424
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uh but not a lot of balls

425
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people are demanding more balls that's

426
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what I'm that's what I'm getting out of

427
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this people are upset there was not

428
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enough balls

429
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uh that that seems to be the the general

430
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:17,160
consensus here is like there weren't

431
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enough

432
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balls to go around he had green balls

433
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not they're already nice and and gray

434
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skin greenish skin I don't care what

435
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color they are just he has gray skin

436
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uh let's see here how did this end up

437
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the well this is a long extremely long

438
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article about a very detailed article

439
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:37,500
about this there's more information and

440
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:39,419
info investigative work done about this

441
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ball Festival than Paul Pelosi yeah at

442
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so I gotta just go down to the end here

443
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and see how it all ended up my God the

444
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sun has nothing better to do

445
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it's six reporters there uh testy's Fest

446
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third and final day which the U.S Sun

447
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did not attend featured a motorcycle

448
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show and a ball throwing contest both of

449
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which carried a prize of 500 across the

450
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two days we were there despite the best

451
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efforts of the friendly staff the event

452
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:15,480
wasn't so much nuts as it was flaccid

453
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and awkward God damn

454
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:21,660
okay I placed pretty crazy down there

455
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:23,940
that whole place is a giant pedo command

456
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base so Mike just said I had to check

457
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this so this was uh this article is 2600

458
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:32,039
almost 2700 words

459
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um so it's almost 12 pages

460
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of of text that's a that's a long that's

461
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like a novella we barely scratched the

462
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surface of the the testifest

463
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and all things considered it it probably

464
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is a good time if you're into that kind

465
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of thing I'm sure as a cultural event is

466
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probably something people do look

467
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forward to in that neck of the woods and

468
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so when you show up expecting as many

469
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balls as you can eat and you don't

470
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:01,200
you're met with like some sort of supply

471
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:03,780
chain issue you're going to get angry

472
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:06,600
issue it's going to be angry I mean

473
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blame Biden at this point for our fryer

474
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not working

475
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all right let's move on I I do like that

476
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God damn it

477
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all right so I got a couple here to uh

478
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to to a couple possibilities for you

479
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guys I got a guy arrested for smuggling

480
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a thousand bees

481
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uh we have a famous piece of artwork

482
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that's been hanging upside down for 75

483
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years Modern Art they didn't even

484
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realize

485
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uh we have a woman who gets attacked and

486
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um attacked gets trapped in her house by

487
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tumbleweeds

488
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you figure you just push those things

489
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out of the way right well there's

490
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footage of it it's pretty interesting

491
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um we have uh um two people arrested at

492
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Walmart after eating half of the

493
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rotisserie chicken and then putting it

494
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back on the Shelf uh perfect headline

495
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:04,320
yeah that's that's the one that's pretty

496
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good I have one more Halloween related

497
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one we probably have to get to real

498
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:10,080
quick we probably should because uh this

499
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is the last show uh this is basically

500
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our Halloween show yeah somebody in the

501
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chat earlier and I don't know who except

502
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:17,820
scrolled way past point out we've had no

503
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trick-or-treaters during the show you're

504
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right absolutely we've had zero

505
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trick-or-treaters during the show like

506
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where are all the trick-or-treaters

507
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there's pretty sparse around here I

508
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think they're all down the the testifest

509
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so

510
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good luck there you ain't getting any

511
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:35,880
testies yeah I don't know maybe

512
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:38,640
all right so here's the uh chicken story

513
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:41,820
Walmart chicken story okay

514
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uh two arrested after putting half eaten

515
00:22:00,529 --> 00:21:56,419
Walmart rotisserie chicken back on shelf

516
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:00,539
Largo Police say oh okay all right oh

517
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:02,940
really where did they want them to put

518
00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:05,280
it yeah where are they supposed to do it

519
00:22:09,169 --> 00:22:06,539
is

520
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I mean it obviously wasn't good so

521
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they're returning the product

522
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not sure

523
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you know I probably can't do that with

524
00:22:18,350 --> 00:22:16,260
like

525
00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:18,360
perishable well then again remember when

526
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:19,740
you were when your kid you used to hear

527
00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:21,059
about the uh

528
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:23,400
uh the candy bars should always say on

529
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the back return unused portion for a

530
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refund

531
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um

532
00:22:30,409 --> 00:22:28,440
that is true

533
00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:30,419
uh two Largo residents were arrested

534
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:32,460
Wednesday after police say they were

535
00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:34,320
caught partially eating a rotisserie

536
00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:35,880
chicken at Walmart and putting it back

537
00:22:42,049 --> 00:22:37,220
on the Shelf

538
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:42,059
uh well just grazing I don't I mean I I

539
00:22:47,649 --> 00:22:44,400
can't really fault them for that it's

540
00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:47,659
it's tough to you know but

541
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:49,740
uh you know

542
00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:52,860
arrest reports from from the Largo

543
00:22:59,210 --> 00:22:55,020
Police Department said uh Christian Ray

544
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Reeves puttman 26 and uh Alexis and

545
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:02,580
Marie Castillo 32 we're shopping for

546
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food when they're allegedly seen eating

547
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a chicken out of a box police said after

548
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the suspects had their fill they

549
00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:11,700
resealed the half-eaten chicken and put

550
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:13,100
it back on the Shelf

551
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:16,200
all right was that wrong should I not

552
00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:17,760
have done that

553
00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:20,760
uh after being read their rights oh so

554
00:23:24,289 --> 00:23:23,039
uh uh they were later caught trying to

555
00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:24,299
leave the store without properly

556
00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:26,640
scanning or paying for items hidden in

557
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:28,140
their shopping cart according to reports

558
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:29,940
so they could have got away with this

559
00:23:33,529 --> 00:23:31,380
they didn't get busted for the chicken

560
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:33,539
they got busted for trying to shoplift

561
00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:35,640
or did somebody see them do that with

562
00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:37,020
the chicken started watching them and

563
00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:38,580
then then was able to see them turn to

564
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:40,980
shoplift that that that could have been

565
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:44,400
it that was maybe it like this one that

566
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:46,320
chicken hole the whole chicken thing got

567
00:23:51,529 --> 00:23:47,760
them on the

568
00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:51,539
Securities radar at that point

569
00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:52,919
um after being read the rights the

570
00:23:57,289 --> 00:23:54,960
defendants apologized and said they were

571
00:23:59,690 --> 00:23:57,299
homeless both were charged with petty

572
00:24:00,890 --> 00:23:59,700
theft well just because they claim they

573
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:00,900
were homeless doesn't mean they're

574
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:02,880
actually homeless

575
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:05,460
I mean they I I do no storage bins that

576
00:24:09,289 --> 00:24:07,080
people can sleep in there's been there's

577
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:09,299
been reports of people sleeping in San

578
00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:11,760
Francisco storage areas and then

579
00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:14,520
attacking very famous politicians I've

580
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:15,900
been going to Paul Pelosi's house for

581
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:18,960
dinner exactly so I just want to return

582
00:24:22,789 --> 00:24:20,460
this hammer and have a rotisserie

583
00:24:24,890 --> 00:24:22,799
chicken with you yeah yeah

584
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:24,900
well they're uh they're dressed in

585
00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:26,100
Orange because they're celebrating

586
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:28,380
Halloween which is nice so the police

587
00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:30,179
were nice enough to to decorate them

588
00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:31,500
well no that's that's their High Vis

589
00:24:34,669 --> 00:24:32,700
[\h__\h] suits they want to make sure when

590
00:24:39,289 --> 00:24:34,679
we set you free and you go back out make

591
00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:41,930
well hopefully they'll uh

592
00:24:45,409 --> 00:24:43,380
they'll find a home

593
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:45,419
maybe maybe Walmart would just hire them

594
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:47,880
as as security at this point because

595
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:49,620
they obviously know about

596
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:51,360
how to get caught here's the question if

597
00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:52,860
they were if they were hungry and they

598
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:53,820
so they started eating the chicken

599
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:55,020
because they were hungry and homeless

600
00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:56,280
why wouldn't they eat the whole chicken

601
00:24:59,870 --> 00:24:58,320
why would they put it back yeah it

602
00:25:00,830 --> 00:24:59,880
doesn't make a lot of sense yeah I mean

603
00:25:03,529 --> 00:25:00,840
as you're wandering through Walmart

604
00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:03,539
because Walmarts are big stores as

605
00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:04,440
you're wandering around you could eat

606
00:25:07,789 --> 00:25:05,940
that whole chicken and then just good

607
00:25:10,070 --> 00:25:07,799
just dispose of the box

608
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:10,080
yeah

609
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:13,380
well uh let's let's go see what the what

610
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:15,900
else we got corrected I got a Halloween

611
00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:24,049
oh we do have a

612
00:25:29,950 --> 00:25:29,029
oh someone's at the door I can't believe

613
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:29,960
that

614
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:32,760
I was a trick-or-treater I have heart

615
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:35,760
palpitations oh no I can't concentrate I

616
00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:37,679
forget things I

617
00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:40,740
I get confused and there you go there's

618
00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:42,480
your Halloween treat B Arthur for some

619
00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:44,340
reason yeah the Arthur answering the

620
00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:46,500
door we don't know why

621
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:54,169
related so watch for this on Monday

622
00:25:57,350 --> 00:25:55,440
people when you're trick-or-treating

623
00:26:02,590 --> 00:25:57,360
with your kids or with yourself I guess

624
00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:07,070
and uh potatoes USA encourages potatoes

625
00:26:13,669 --> 00:26:10,740
instead of Halloween candy okay that's

626
00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:13,679
some good news on that front it is so

627
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:15,240
instead of like there's nothing a child

628
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:17,460
wants more than

629
00:26:24,169 --> 00:26:20,820
uh a potato rather than this nickels bar

630
00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:24,179
or like a KitKat like Noma I don't want

631
00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:25,740
Skittles I want

632
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:27,120
a potato

633
00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:29,100
you think you give them a choice I have

634
00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:31,440
a you want candy or do you want potato

635
00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:33,900
yeah do you want candy or potato I don't

636
00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:43,070
hey there you go uh you want you kids

637
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:46,620
want a little potato sure why not here's

638
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:48,240
a picture sweet potato poon that's the

639
00:26:53,269 --> 00:26:51,960
sweet potato poon grab a handful here's

640
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:53,279
a here's some other stuff we'll shove in

641
00:27:01,010 --> 00:26:56,659
your uh cigarettes and lottery tickets

642
00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:01,020
and chewing tobacco and Hot Pockets and

643
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:05,039
honey buns and coffee and Gatorade and

644
00:27:12,890 --> 00:27:08,720
Coca-Cola and aspirin and lighters

645
00:27:16,610 --> 00:27:12,900
and ice cream and potato chips

646
00:27:18,409 --> 00:27:16,620
and magazines to give everyone a scoop

647
00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:18,419
of ice cream

648
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:20,220
you're basically giving your these kids

649
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:22,320
to show up like a duffel bag full of

650
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:29,990
uh Halloween enthusiasts across the U.S

651
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:32,340
have started a new tradition of handing

652
00:27:37,549 --> 00:27:34,260
out spuds to kids for Halloween

653
00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:37,559
according to denver-based potatoes USA

654
00:27:42,590 --> 00:27:40,140
it's honestly started as a joke says Pat

655
00:27:45,409 --> 00:27:42,600
Foy a self-employed contractor in

656
00:27:47,269 --> 00:27:45,419
Lancaster Pennsylvania I thought if I'm

657
00:27:49,730 --> 00:27:47,279
going to give something out to kids for

658
00:27:52,850 --> 00:27:49,740
Halloween I don't want to just give them

659
00:27:56,090 --> 00:27:52,860
something that makes them go nuts I'm of

660
00:27:57,970 --> 00:27:56,100
Irish descent so potatoes made sense

661
00:28:01,250 --> 00:27:57,980
how

662
00:28:03,590 --> 00:28:01,260
well the Irish potatoes yeah I get it

663
00:28:05,330 --> 00:28:03,600
but kids don't want potatoes they want

664
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:05,340
some they would sooner see like have

665
00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:07,200
like Irish whiskey or something like

666
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:08,940
that than a potato

667
00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:12,240
uh I gave away a big baking potato and

668
00:28:16,370 --> 00:28:14,460
before I knew it it took on a life of

669
00:28:19,789 --> 00:28:16,380
the Zone who would have thought

670
00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:19,799
boy is known around his hometown as Mr

671
00:28:23,090 --> 00:28:21,240
Potato

672
00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:23,100
oh great that's a great nickname yeah

673
00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:25,620
I'm not sure what that nickname no

674
00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:28,080
hey what's up potato dude what's up

675
00:28:32,269 --> 00:28:30,000
potato man his name's potato man every

676
00:28:34,909 --> 00:28:32,279
year uh the trick-or-treaters of

677
00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:34,919
Lancaster flocked to his house for a

678
00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:37,980
quick uh break from the sea of sugar to

679
00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:39,720
say hello and grab potato you know what

680
00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:42,000
these kids do they go to his house they

681
00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:43,620
grab a potato and then as soon as they

682
00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:45,299
walk 10 feet away they chucked the

683
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:47,039
potatoes back at his house and break his

684
00:28:51,710 --> 00:28:49,500
windows then he gives them to the next

685
00:28:53,810 --> 00:28:51,720
kid yeah exactly pick up the potato off

686
00:28:55,190 --> 00:28:53,820
the ground and continue to throw it at

687
00:28:58,490 --> 00:28:55,200
this guy's house

688
00:29:01,310 --> 00:28:58,500
the tradition has gotten so popular that

689
00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:01,320
not even a pandemic could stop it when

690
00:29:06,470 --> 00:29:03,600
covid-19 hit Foy with the help of a

691
00:29:08,390 --> 00:29:06,480
friend built a potato Chute out of PVC

692
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:08,400
pipe to deliver potatoes from a distance

693
00:29:13,730 --> 00:29:09,840
so he's shooting he had made a potato

694
00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:13,740
gun to shoot kids yeah hey kids here you

695
00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:15,600
go here you go

696
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:17,880
so he's not giving potatoes as much as

697
00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:20,460
firing potatoes at them yes they run

698
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:27,830
um they were like missiles coming down

699
00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:31,380
he said the kids loved it yeah

700
00:29:37,970 --> 00:29:34,140
14 kids got concussions at the Mr Potato

701
00:29:42,049 --> 00:29:40,310
it looks like a Civil War battlefield

702
00:29:44,210 --> 00:29:42,059
out there kids are sprawled out across

703
00:29:45,649 --> 00:29:44,220
the line just dead everywhere massive

704
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:45,659
head wounds

705
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:48,360
I was cutting arms off

706
00:29:52,610 --> 00:29:50,399
uh Foy is not the only one handing out

707
00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:52,620
spuds on Halloween up in Anchorage

708
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:55,140
Alaska Matt Schultz a pastor uh

709
00:30:00,169 --> 00:29:57,539
Anchorage First Presbyterian Church has

710
00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:00,179
also become an internet sensation for

711
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:02,220
giving away potatoes alongside his

712
00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:04,980
traditional bucket of candy

713
00:30:09,889 --> 00:30:07,919
uh the trick started with a giant basket

714
00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:09,899
of candy I just put one potato in the

715
00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:13,020
middle as something unexpected that they

716
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:14,700
could grab instead

717
00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:16,740
I was shocked how many kids were just

718
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:18,840
delighted by the idea they would grab

719
00:30:22,850 --> 00:30:20,640
and hold it over their head like a

720
00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:22,860
trophy uh that was the first year I gave

721
00:30:27,230 --> 00:30:25,200
away 20 pounds of potatoes eventually we

722
00:30:29,149 --> 00:30:27,240
ran out and I had to stop

723
00:30:30,490 --> 00:30:29,159
let's buy more potatoes you didn't have

724
00:30:32,870 --> 00:30:30,500
to stop

725
00:30:35,570 --> 00:30:32,880
get more you jerk yeah you should

726
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:35,580
anticipate this is the high demand item

727
00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:37,080
uh

728
00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:42,240
given kids a choice between candy and

729
00:30:47,269 --> 00:30:44,880
potatoes it was in the beginning he said

730
00:30:49,730 --> 00:30:47,279
only about 10 of the trick-or-treaters

731
00:30:51,470 --> 00:30:49,740
chose the potato but now as the years

732
00:30:54,529 --> 00:30:51,480
have gone on

733
00:30:57,529 --> 00:30:54,539
by uh have Years Gone by and foy's house

734
00:30:59,090 --> 00:30:57,539
has become more popular uh of a

735
00:31:02,810 --> 00:30:59,100
Halloween destination kids are leaving

736
00:31:03,889 --> 00:31:02,820
behind fistfuls of candy in favor of a

737
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:03,899
potato

738
00:31:11,690 --> 00:31:07,760
this sounds like a native content ad

739
00:31:15,169 --> 00:31:11,700
for this Denver potato company

740
00:31:17,149 --> 00:31:15,179
like I don't believe this at all

741
00:31:18,769 --> 00:31:17,159
well they also have um you know only

742
00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:18,779
three examples of this happening so it's

743
00:31:22,909 --> 00:31:20,700
and by the way that so potatoes USA is

744
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:22,919
not not a potato company this is the um

745
00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:24,659
the I don't know what the term would be

746
00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:26,760
the the potato Farmers lobbying group

747
00:31:31,669 --> 00:31:29,100
right so of course they're going to be

748
00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:31,679
Pro potato yeah there's like a milk one

749
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:34,500
and all that yeah yeah and now a word

750
00:31:40,029 --> 00:31:36,779
from the apple board oh my God we got

751
00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:42,760
trick or treat potatoes

752
00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:43,230
[Music]

753
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:55,010
around for that one yeah it was

754
00:32:02,630 --> 00:31:59,990
uh uh it ends with I used to joke to uh

755
00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:02,640
joke with my wife that I always knew I

756
00:32:07,789 --> 00:32:05,700
was going to be famous boy said I just

757
00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:07,799
had no idea it would be because of Spuds

758
00:32:12,590 --> 00:32:10,559
now I'll take my dog out in the morning

759
00:32:15,590 --> 00:32:12,600
for walks and the kids will see me and

760
00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:15,600
yell hey Potato Man

761
00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:18,299
but hey there's much worse things in

762
00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:20,580
life than being a hero to children

763
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:22,740
well he doesn't say is when the kids

764
00:32:26,450 --> 00:32:25,080
shout at him hey Potato Man by a potato

765
00:32:28,909 --> 00:32:26,460
coming out and then they Wing a potato

766
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:28,919
back at his head because they're [\h__\h]

767
00:32:32,529 --> 00:32:30,720
angry at the [\h__\h] trick-or-treat

768
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:32,539
[\h__\h] that he's giving away

769
00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:34,860
they take those home and freeze them put

770
00:32:37,669 --> 00:32:36,000
them in the freezer come back those

771
00:32:40,909 --> 00:32:37,679
things are rocks

772
00:32:43,370 --> 00:32:40,919
Jesus Christ this guy take the the KFC

773
00:32:45,409 --> 00:32:43,380
wedges those are my favorite potatoes

774
00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:45,419
you know those are great bread and fried

775
00:32:48,649 --> 00:32:47,340
potatoes Jesus let's make it less

776
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:48,659
healthy

777
00:32:53,990 --> 00:32:51,240
like I'm all for like a good nice Home

778
00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:54,000
Fry or like something like that but just

779
00:32:58,909 --> 00:32:55,980
giving somebody like giving a kid an

780
00:33:01,010 --> 00:32:58,919
unprocessed potato it just it doesn't

781
00:33:02,630 --> 00:33:01,020
seem like a good recipe but these kids

782
00:33:05,870 --> 00:33:02,640
probably do they they hold on the potato

783
00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:05,880
they put them down there at the end of

784
00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:07,440
like their pillow sack and then they

785
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:09,960
start beating other kids with it like

786
00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:11,700
it's like some sort of like weapons like

787
00:33:15,350 --> 00:33:13,620
some sort of like Little Mix full of

788
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:15,360
nickels yeah exactly well that's what

789
00:33:19,610 --> 00:33:17,340
they say so Bing Crosby was famous for

790
00:33:21,590 --> 00:33:19,620
for uh filling up a sack full of

791
00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:21,600
Valencia oranges and wailing on kids

792
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:23,460
because then the orange gets oranges get

793
00:33:26,990 --> 00:33:25,980
the bruises not the kids yeah I don't

794
00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:27,000
know if that's true or not but I'm

795
00:33:34,130 --> 00:33:30,980
reporting it yeah I I believe it

796
00:33:37,070 --> 00:33:34,140
when San Francisco is Maga country I

797
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:37,080
mean it might as well be true yeah he's

798
00:33:40,610 --> 00:33:38,760
whacked some K with your potatoes and

799
00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:40,620
take their candy that's why they're so

800
00:33:44,409 --> 00:33:42,360
popular that's why they're popular you

801
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:44,419
figured it out yeah

802
00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:47,820
to get more candy just go down the End

803
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:49,320
of the Street the trick or anything go

804
00:33:56,990 --> 00:33:50,760
out there and just whack a kid real good

805
00:34:02,210 --> 00:33:59,810
well uh uh I think that's the Halloween

806
00:34:04,549 --> 00:34:02,220
show right there I think it is give us

807
00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:04,559
an email at our big thumb mouth

808
00:34:10,609 --> 00:34:07,399
gmail.com check out